Euro 2024 final prediction
July 14, 2024 Leave a comment
OK, I’ll take one more shot at getting this right; Spain to win.
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July 14, 2024 Leave a comment
OK, I’ll take one more shot at getting this right; Spain to win.
July 6, 2024 Leave a comment
Well, my tip of Germany to win Euro 2024 hasn’t worked out, though in my defence I’d note that they did run Spain, the form team of the tournament so far, pretty close, and a more favourable draw might have seen them go further.
Anyway, the evidence would seem to suggest that I should switch my prediction to Spain, but that’s too simple, so I’m going to go with France, who have had the most luck so far, which is often the decisive factor in these sort of fine-margin games.
June 13, 2024 Leave a comment
The tournament kicks off tomorrow, so, buoyed by my near-success with the Superbowl, I’m going to stick my neck out and back Germany to win Euro 2024.
It’s true that the last time I staked my reputation as a sports guru on Teutonic triumph they let me down badly, but this year they seem to be hitting good form at just the right moment, and when you add in home advantage they look to be unstoppable. France, Portugal, and perhaps even England, might give them some problems, but all things considered I’m confident that it will be Ilkay Gundogan who’ll be lifting the cup on the 14th of July.
February 12, 2024 Leave a comment
So it turns out that San Francisco didn’t need any bad luck from us to lose the game; they were able to fuck it all up entirely on their own.
To be fair, there’s no great dishonour in losing to a side as useful as Kansas City, but the 49ers had multiple chances to put the match beyond even Mahomes’ ability to stage a last-minute comeback.
That’s my deeply uninformed opinion anyhow, possibly not enhanced by sleep deprivation, as I stayed up to an ungodly hour to catch the game live. It was the first time I’d watched a full American football match for years, and I have to admit that, even with the high stakes, I found it a bit dull. I guess a true aficionado might have appreciated the efficiency of the defensive play, but it was too stop-start for me. My experience of US sports generally is that they are best watched in company, so there is some distraction when things get slow on the field, but I don’t really know anyone else who has more than a passing interest in anything other than Association football, so I might have to stick to just reading the match reports from now on.
February 11, 2024 Leave a comment
Just a few hours to go before we discover if my confident prediction that San Francisco would prevail in Las Vegas will be borne out, or whether the curse of SLS will doom another hot favourite to ignominious failure.
The 49ers faltering performances in the playoff rounds had given me some doubts, but I had more or less convinced myself that they had enough to overcome Kansas City, until I read about the Deep State plot to ensure that Travis Kelce’s team come out on top, in order to boost the profile of the obscure singer-songwriter he is currently dating, which will apparently help Joe Biden get re-elected. I guess if it keeps Trump out then it’s a price worth paying.
In other Trump-related news, my forecast that the Supreme Court would body swerve the question of the ex-president’s eligibility, or lack of it, under the 14th Amendment seems set to be confirmed, as oral arguments in the case revealed that just about all the Justices wanted nothing to do with such a potentially explosive decision. So, assuming that both of the elderly gentlemen make it to November, it looks like the Biden-Trump rematch is very much on.
January 1, 2024 Leave a comment
If there has been an identifiable trajectory to my existence over the last year or so, it has been towards living in the moment. My sense of time has subtly but definitely shifted. The past has blurred into an achronological continuum, to the extent that I am often shocked to discover that events which are fresh in my memory actually occurred decades ago. I have been finding it increasingly difficult to think about the future in anything other than the most abstract terms. Only the present seems to have any tangible reality.
I am somewhat ambivalent about this development; I have a nagging feeling that my lack of attention to forward planning will come back to bite me at some point, but, on the other hand, my life at the moment is generally agreeable, and it seems a shame to dilute my enjoyment of it by dwelling on the past, or worrying about the future. My instinct, for the time being at least, is to lean into it, and savour the ride.
This is a rather roundabout explanation of why I am going to limit myself to the vaguest possible forecast of events for the year ahead. I would probably prefer to avoid making any predictions at all, but even a semi-detached observer like myself can see that 2024 is shaping up to be fairly momentous, so I feel honour-bound to lay down at least a few markers.
It is sadly safe to say that war will remain a feature of international relations for the foreseeable future, but the exact course of the current active conflicts in Ukraine, Sudan, and Palestine is harder to predict.
I suspect that a de facto armistice will occur in Ukraine; there seems to be no appetite in the US or EU to supply the Ukrainian army with the materiel needed for a successful offensive, and Russia has more or less realised its original objective of annexing the Donbas and securing a land bridge to Crimea, so the hostilities may settle into a pattern of occasional exchanges of drone strikes.
The Sudanese civil war had seemed to be moving towards a similar stalemate, but recent fighting has seen the paramilitary RSF make gains, so an upsurge in violence may well be on the cards.
Meanwhile in Palestine, the Israeli government seems determined to continue pursuing a strategy of maximum destruction, but I can’t see how Netanyahu will be able to maintain external or internal support for such an obviously illegal and ultimately self-defeating policy, especially if a second front opens up on the northern border, so some sort of ceasefire seems likely to materialise, though it may still be months away.
Whatever happens on the battlefields, it’s certain that civilians will continue to endure unimaginable suffering, and that, along with the demise of any pretence that we live in a rules-based international order, will be something the world will have to grapple with for years to come.
Significant elections will take place this year, on both sides of the Atlantic. The timing of the UK poll is as yet uncertain, but my guess would be late spring or early summer. It’s hard to imagine any outcome other than a landslide Labour victory, but the campaign will be brutal, and the victors will inherit a country in a desperate state, so even if, as seems likely, Keir Starmer puts together a technically competent administration, there will still be many difficult days ahead.
The situation looks even less promising in the US. Several highly divisive questions need to be resolved before we can even think about the vote in November. Will the conservative justices on the Supreme Court lay aside their originalist principles and allow Donald Trump on to the ballot, despite the 14th Amendment being clear on the matter? Will Republican primary voters abandon Trump as his legal woes mount? Will the GOP establishment unite behind Trump if he does become the nominee? My guess is yes, no, and yes. It seems a little more certain that Joe Biden will be the Democratic candidate, barring any health-related problem, and I’m sure he would prevail in a fairly contested general election. Whether the poll will proceed smoothly is somewhat less certain though. One might expect that Biden’s control of the Federal government would ensure a level playing field, but Republican lawmakers in state governments have already taken steps to disenfranchise potential Democrat voters, and Trump may incite his followers into more overt election interference, before, during, and after the vote. Despite all this I have enough faith in the good sense of the American people, and the robustness of their institutions, to believe that Biden will be sworn in for a second term.
So, it turns out I can still conjure up some opinions, if I put my mind to it. The process has left me kind of bummed out though, so I’ll switch to a lighter topic for my final forecasts.
Ever since my last trip to California in 2022 I’ve been daydreaming about moving to San Francisco, or at least organising an extended stay there. In lieu of actually doing anything to turn that wish into a reality I’ve been vicariously experiencing the Bay Area lifestyle by reading restaurant reviews in the San Francisco Chronicle, and following the fortunes of the local sports teams.
Over the summer I had high hopes that the Giants would make the World Series, before a late season slump saw them miss out on even a wild card spot. They hired a new manager, Bob Melvin, but failed to sign Shohei Ohtani, so I don’t think they’ll do much this year.
The Warriors at least reached the playoffs last season, but this season they’re 15-17, and looking very ordinary, so I doubt they’ll get to the postseason.
But the 49ers! I thought they were incredibly unlucky to lose to Philadelphia in January, and this season they’ve been (almost) unstoppable, if you discount a late October blip, and an off day against Baltimore. So my 100% confident, bet the farm on it, can’t lose prediction for 2024 is San Francisco to win the Superbowl.
July 12, 2021 Leave a comment
So, I finally got a sporting prediction correct, though it was a close-run thing. Most neutral observers agreed the Italians were worth their victory over the piece, but England did well to take it to penalties, and with a little more luck could have won.
What’s perhaps more interesting than the on-field action are the competing narratives around the effect that England’s good run has had on the national psyche. The optimistic liberal version – that the success of the racially and socially diverse squad has fostered an atmosphere of tolerance – is rather undercut by the racist abuse directed towards black members of the team from a section of their own fan base. The government’s clumsy attempts to appropriate the feel-good factor surrounding the tournament to bolster its fading domestic popularity look similarly out of place amongst ministers’ unsubtle dog-whistles to that same white-nationalist constituency.
The country may move on from this particular disappointment fairly quickly, as our attention shifts to getting through what promises to be some bumpy months ahead, but resolving these opposing conceptions of identity and belonging will take much longer, and require rather more in the way of political leadership than our current government seems able to provide.
July 10, 2021 Leave a comment
After my tips for Euro 2012, and Euro 2016, turned out to be, well, less than 100% accurate, I thought I would give myself the best possible chance of picking the winner of this year’s pandemic-delayed tournament by waiting until I had only two teams to choose from.
So, Italy or England? It’s a tough call. To be honest I wasn’t really expecting either side to get past the last eight; if you’d twisted my arm before the first game kicked off I’d have put my money on France and Spain to make the final. Italy are certainly the better team technically, but England are no slouches, and they have home advantage, plus a confidence-boosting narrative of national redemption to drive them on.
The statistics would seem to favour the Italians, who are ahead 11-8 on past wins, with 8 draws; for games this century it’s 4-1 to Italy, with 2 draws, which were the last 2 games played, though both were friendlies. The last competitive game was at the 2014 World Cup, which finished 2-1 to the Italians.
However football at this level is difficult to predict; in a one-off game even a heavy underdog always has a chance. As we’ve noted before (in a post explaining away a woefully inaccurate World Cup forecast), that’s what makes the game so enchanting.
But predict I shall – Italy will prevail.
December 30, 2018 Leave a comment
Our review of the year is on the way, but first let’s see how accurate the predictions we made back in January turned out to be:
Donald Trump will still be President of the United States at the end of 2018. There’s still a day to go, but it looks like I got this one right. Trump’s problems seem likely to multiply in the near future, but even if Mueller and the Democrats uncover enough evidence of malfeasance to impeach him ten times over, the Republican Senate will remain reluctant to convict. If his incompetence starts to hurt the economy too much there may be some face-saving deal whereby Mike Pence assumes actual power behind the scenes, but I’m willing to hazard a guess that Trump will end up seeing out his full term.
There will be another Brexit referendum. The jury is still out on this question, even though less than one hundred days remain before the UK is due to crash out of the EU. At the start of the year I thought that the matter would be settled by the summer, but I underestimated the degree to which our political class would prove unequal to the challenge of managing this self-induced crisis. A parliamentary vote on Theresa May’s proposed exit agreement is due in the new year, but this seems likely to deepen the divisions in the country rather than resolve them, so all outcomes, from no-deal to no-exit, remain on the table. I’ll hold off making any more forecasts on this topic for now; things may become a little clearer by the end of next month.
Germany will win the 2018 World Cup. There’s no way to spin this; I was spectacularly wrong, as Jogi Löw‘s much-fancied team had their worst result in a major tournament since 1938. I’ll need to do some more homework before Euro 2020.
Definitive proof of extraterrestrial life will be found by the end of 2018. Organics on Mars, an interstellar visitation, and alien lights over New York – I’ll give myself this one.
June 27, 2018 Leave a comment
The curse of SLS strikes again, as Germany, our tip for World Cup glory, ignominiously crash out in the first round.
I guess it’s early enough in the competition to make another pick, but, to be honest, I haven’t really been paying attention, so any prediction I make will be more or less arbitrary. My carefully considered choices haven’t been up to much though, so perhaps random is the way to go; [closes eyes, stabs finger at list] Switzerland! Hmm…